Zombies & Bacon

Did you know that if you use the words zombies and bacon in your blog post you will immediately have more readers? Yup, learned that yesterday from Rich Brooks of Flyte New Media.  That makes today my great experiment.  I’m looking to double my daily average of blog hits.  I can’t wait to see what happens.

So what do zombies do with bacon? That’s a really good question.  I’m sure a zombie would know just what to with bacon. Maybe he’d make bacon wrapped fingers served with a smooth tequila sunrise at the break of dawn.  Maybe zombies use raw bacon to sooth mosquito bites? If I were a zombie, I would line my coffin with crisp bacon for a midnight snack.  I’d open a Zombie van that tweets it’s cemetery location for bacon doughnuts rolled in pus or boogers.

Speaking of zombies, they are all the rage in novels lately.  Check out the Good Reads Zombie list for some bacon zombie fun- http://www.goodreads.com/list/show/933.Zombies.  Heck, even Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen has been recreated zombie style.  I’m not sure why I didn’t think of it myself.  I guess I’d have to read it to see if bacon makes an appearance.

Zombies & Bacon, Bacon & Zombies.  That’s all I have to say, it just might be the perfect post for the first day of fall.  Or maybe not.

PS- Like my wee little zombie? I do.

PPS- Bacon Zombie Haiku-http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/bacon-haikus-and-

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Crazed writer living on the coast of Maine! Attempting to blog daily in fifteen minutes or less.
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13 Responses to Zombies & Bacon

  1. It worked! You drew me in. Like a fly to the scent of bacon. LOL

  2. mjrowan says:

    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It is actually a very very well written and clever spoof. I love to picture the Bennett sisters in Asia with their martial arts master.

    I hope you meant pus instead of puss. That gave me a chuckle.

    Keep writing and let us know if bacon and zombies added up to something more.

  3. Maine Mom says:

    Well, how did the Zombie Bacon experiment work?

  4. Crashed and burned. I get way more action when I write the word, “Psychic!” People eat that stuff up.

  5. Maine Mom says:

    Umm…

    You sent us to a zombie bacon haiku site

    I wrote one based on your post, and its lack of results

    5 – 7 – 5 syllabals.

    Do you really not recognize a haiku, or did I do it wrong?

  6. The English Teacher in me is so ashamed…. forgot all about it. I’ve been obsessed with Twitter. It’s fried my brain.

  7. My husband just called about my Haiku flub…. he think you are a genius.

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