Did you know that if you use the words zombies and bacon in your blog post you will immediately have more readers? Yup, learned that yesterday from Rich Brooks of Flyte New Media. That makes today my great experiment. I’m looking to double my daily average of blog hits. I can’t wait to see what happens.
So what do zombies do with bacon? That’s a really good question. I’m sure a zombie would know just what to with bacon. Maybe he’d make bacon wrapped fingers served with a smooth tequila sunrise at the break of dawn. Maybe zombies use raw bacon to sooth mosquito bites? If I were a zombie, I would line my coffin with crisp bacon for a midnight snack. I’d open a Zombie van that tweets it’s cemetery location for bacon doughnuts rolled in pus or boogers.
Speaking of zombies, they are all the rage in novels lately. Check out the Good Reads Zombie list for some bacon zombie fun- http://www.goodreads.com/list/show/933.Zombies. Heck, even Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen has been recreated zombie style. I’m not sure why I didn’t think of it myself. I guess I’d have to read it to see if bacon makes an appearance.
Zombies & Bacon, Bacon & Zombies. That’s all I have to say, it just might be the perfect post for the first day of fall. Or maybe not.
PS- Like my wee little zombie? I do.
PPS- Bacon Zombie Haiku-http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/bacon-haikus-and-